7 one liners guaranteed to make you smile

1). Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2). Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

3). The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

4). If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

5). Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

7). I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-husband and me. After all, I'm a Libra and he's a son-of-a-bitch.

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